Ghost Jokes Galore!!

Are you ready? Have fun with these ghostly jokes. I found these jokes that are great for the Halloween holiday but without the gore and fear.

Jokes can be a wonderful way of engaging students in writing. Have students create their own jokes or give the punch line and have them think of the question. Have a Happy Halloween!

Halloween

Ghost Jokes

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Day scare centers.

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie or Mali-Boo

Q. What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Boo berries.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.

Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A: A boo-loney sandwich.

Q: What do you call a ghost’s mother and father?
A: Transparent’s.

Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
A: Boot’s and goulashes.

Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
A: Because you can see right through them.

Q: How do ghosts learn songs?
A: They read the sheet music.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite day of the week?
A: Frightday.

Q: Where do ghosts get an education?
A: High ghoul.

Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son?
A: Don’t spook until your spooken to.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hobbling Goblin.

Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A: A terror-dactyl.

Q: Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference?
A: The spooks person.

Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: how do you boo, sir?

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo’s.

Q: Who’s the most important member of a ghost’s football team?
A: The ghoulie.

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with boo berries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat.

Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q: What do ghosts dance to?
A: Soul music.

Q: What color are ghosts?
A: BOOOo.

Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.

Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
A: Sheet belts.

Q: What does a ghost swim in?
A: The Dead sea.

Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up.

Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans.

Q: What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?
A: A boo cycle.

Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite bird?
A: scare crow.

Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
A: Boo nanas and Boo berries

Q: What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
A: Boo–icks.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
A: phantom of the opera.

Q: What did one ghost say to another?
A: Do you believe in people?

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-ghetti.

Q. What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
A: Boo jeans.

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q: What time is it when a ghost haunts your house?
A: Time to move to a new house.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie & I scream.

Q: What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Put your boos and shocks on.

Q: What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?
A: Ghoul Delocks & the 3 scares.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek.

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost rush home from school?
A: To watch an after-ghoul special on TV.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost?
A: A cocker-poodle-boo.

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
A: The Ghost Guard.

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You look boo-tiful tonight.

Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He didn’t have a haunting license.

Q: What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?
A: I got a booo booo.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie.

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: mas-scare-a

Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
A: With No-Body.

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
A: Boo-ties.

Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones

Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
A: Ghost cards.

Q: What do ghosts do when they’re in hospital?
A: They talk about their apparitions.

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a cow?
A: Vanishing cream.

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